True Gangsters Have Lions And Bears As Pets
They say pet owners end up resembling their pets, so if you're a gangster, you want a pet that looks like a king who rules his domain. You need a lion. Or a bear. Or if you're really badass, four...
View ArticleHow To Text With Your Buddy's Girlfriend [GIFs]
It's always a little weird to have a private conversation with your boy's girlfriend, especially if she starts talking smack about him...or worse, hitting on you. And what could be more private than...
View ArticleThe Taser Sword: 50% Taser, 50% Sword, 100% Awesome [Video]
If you're an average guy, you probably love video games that involve slaying monsters with crazy magical/futuristic weaponry. It's a great way to pass time and get out aggression. But to actually...
View ArticleMost Dude-Worthy Crop Of MTV Movie Nominees In Years
The nominees are out for this year's MTV Movie Awards, and man are we pumped about the picks. We love the Awards every year, but after a few years dominated by boy magicians and sparkling vampires,...
View ArticleFive Things We Hope To See At LeBron's Wedding
Credit: Steven Lovekin/Getty Images LeBron James is finally getting married to Savannah Brinson. Or at least they've set a date. It only took 'em 13 years, too. With that kind of buildup, we expect...
View Article5 Ways To Prank That PDA Couple
Credit: Paul Marotta/Getty Images Nobody wants to watch couples display their physical affection. Actually, that's not true, but you'd probably rather watch it on the Internet than on a park bench...
View ArticleInfographic: Best Ways To Spice Up Your Sex Life
You're eating some dope chicken nuggets and grab the barbecue sauce to spice them up, but it's empty. The nuggets are still tasty, but boring. This is what it's like when you've been with your girl...
View Article5 Pranks You Can Play On An Airplane Without Going To Jail
Credit: Massimo Cebrelli/Getty Images Flying's one of those things that, unless you're rich, kinda sucks. Getting through the airport makes you feel like a refugee. Also, the airplane seat makes you...
View Article5 Ways To Screw Up Your Prom
Credit: Wendy Idele via Getty Images The motivated kids in your senior class have organized the prom. Your job is to show up in a tux and dance to all the songs you love hearing at convenience stores....
View Article7 Lies To Explain Why You Moved Back In With Your Parents
Credit: RubberBall Productions Sometimes you fall on hard times, and you don't want the government to help you. (The government doesn't want to help you either.) So you look to Mom and Dad for free...
View ArticleThe Surprising History Of 5 Classic April Fools' Day Pranks
Photo via GameInformer.com Today is April 1st, and if you're not pranking someone, you're dead inside. There's all kinds of ways to play a good prank. Psychological warfare's always fun--like...
View Article5 Things Dads Always F*** Up
Credit: Ilya Terentyev Dads are awesome. They feed you, clothe you, teach you how to play catch and, if you're lucky, how to be a man. But they're definitely stronger in some departments than others....
View Article7 Baseball Manager Flip-outs [GIFS]
Home runs are cool, but the two most exciting things in baseball are the bench-clearing brawl and the manager meltdown. In a brawl, the best part is when the fat-ass manager gets involved. With...
View Article'90s Rappers: Where Are They Now?
Credit: Getty Images Today is Pharrell Williams's 40th birthday, which is making us nostalgic for the days of N.E.R.D., and really most of the '90s rap we used to rock (and still do, in our cars,...
View Article5 Reasons Why Facebook Is Becoming Super Lame
Credit: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images Any product that a billion people use should be profitable...except Facebook. So they keep tinkering with the format, desperately trying to find the perfect...
View ArticleThe Breakdown: Mercedes-Benz's New Electric Sports Car
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View Article6 Ways Women Torture Themselves To Look Hot
Credit: China Photos/Getty Images Any girl you date will go through more to look hot than you do, unless you're into dirty hippie chicks whose idea of makeup is the dirt that accumulates from not...
View ArticleHow To Take A Dump In A Unisex Bathroom
Credit: Peter Dazeley The unisex bathroom is the worst invention since the ______ (insert any invention here). Whether you're at a bar or anywhere else with a single toilet, the thought of a hot girl...
View ArticleWhat Hockey Players Would Look Like With Gold Teeth [Photos]
Americans think of football as the toughest sport, but let's reconsider that for a second. When two diesel linemen have beef, don't they just grab at each other's face masks until a puny ref pulls...
View ArticleWhy We Should Care About Battle Of The Nations [VIDEOS]
Credit: battleofthenations.ua A thousand years ago, if men wanted to settle a dispute, they put on suits of armor, grabbed their swords and fought to the death. (If one man looked at another man's...
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