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Any girl you date will go through more to look hot than you do, unless you're into dirty hippie chicks whose idea of makeup is the dirt that accumulates from not showering for a week. Even if you tell her that she looks great without makeup--or with a little bit of stubble on her legs--fashion magazines and her friends have most likely destroyed her self-confidence way before you met her.
The point is, women go through hell to make us go wild. We love the end result, but let's take a look at what they endure to get there.
1. High Heels
You've made reservations at a fancy restaurant, but arrive hours late because her high heels keep her from walking at more than a mile per year. There's a reason she wears them, though: They make her taller, her boobs look bigger, and her butt gets more curvaceous...at the price of doing a real number on her feet, knees and back. By the end of that date, the best way to woo her is with some romantic Advil.
2. Weird Fish Pedicure
You don't care about how her feet look? That's because she spends so much time taking care of them, you don't know what they'd look like ugly. Ladies have been getting pedicures forever, but the latest trend is to have little toothless fish eat away at the dead skin and calluses on their feet. If a woman has any cut or sore on her foot, she can end up with an infection courtesy of those nasty fish. After that, you're gonna tell her you "don't care"?
3. Waxing
Very few girls will let a guy touch their skin if they have even the tiniest bit of stubble. A lot of them shave their legs, but some want a longer-lasting and smoother solution. That means they allow some sadistic old lady to cover them in hot wax, then rip it off along with their hair and their resistance to pain. Then they do it every six weeks until they get post-traumatic stress disorder.
4. Crazy Diets
The problem with any diet is that she's never fully enjoying herself, because she's stuck thinking about what she ate and how she has to eat to make up for it. And that's partially our fault, because most guys want to look at a skinnier girl...even though we actually like to fool around with meatier girls. (If you didn't know that yet, you've got some learning to do.)
5. Plastic Surgery
There are guys who get cosmetic surgery, but most of us don't feel intense societal pressure to do so. We might not love how we look, but we're not gonna let some doctor carve us up while thinking about how to improve his backswing on the golf course.
6. Never Farting
This might be the most painful one for girls to endure. You and your buddies can have a farting contest, but if she lets one slip in front of you, that cloud will linger over the rest of your relationship. (If she lets one slip in front of you and your buddies, you both have to die in the Japanese Samurai style, and that's not fun for anyone.)
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